Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Today's Joke: Vanity Fare

Licence plate on a woman's postal va: "FEMAIL."
Wes Sherman.

My Unlce is a rancher,and on his truck, which tows cattle, is a licence plate that reads: "U8MYCOW."
Bill Cray.

On a red sports car:"2B18AGN."
Danielle Wietor.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Today's Joke: Smarter Dog

Couple of dog owners are arguing about whose dog is smarter.
"May dog is so smart," says the first owner, "that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around. he tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with mya morning coffe."
"I know," says the second owner.
"How do you know?"
"My dog told me."

Friday, June 23, 2006

Doctor joke

The nurse said to the doctor,
"There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replied,
"Tell him I can't see him now."
Paul Regeness