Love is in the Air

Funny:
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a picushion.

Funnier:
Why did the canibal break up with his girl? She didn't suit his taste.

Funniest:
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Are you kidding? Even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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