Joke from old mag.

On CNN they said that the price of milk will go up 50 cents a gallon. What, is OPEC raising cows now?

Jay Leno, The Tonight Show (NBC)
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Couple were returning to their seats after a trip to the movie theater concession stand.
"Did I step on your toes on the way out?" the guy asked the man at the end of the row.
"You certainly did," the man responded angrily.
"All right, " the husband said to his wife. "This is our row."

Heidi Astle
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